drink out of the milk carton - c'mon, you know you want to.

you know what's great about living alone (there's not time for the complete list, but this is a recent epiphany)? you can drink out of the milk carton. that's right, just like your mom always told you not to, and just like you always told Him not to. it's liberating, girls, and i highly recommend it. it even makes me kinda want to grunt and scratch myself...but really, why is that ever necessary?